Wednesday, April 23, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter T!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't




Tuckered Out

Gnomes can fall asleep absolutely anywhere. They can fall asleep at anytime.
They can fall asleep in anyplace.

Anyway...

Sometimes we even get to nap with anywho!


 
 Typical




Tuesday, April 22, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter S!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't




Seasonal

Gnomes can survive outdoors, 24 hours a day / 7 days a week / 365 days a year.

Believe me when I tell you that they can, but they don't want to.



Personally, I prefer the indoors to the outdoors. Especially the couch.




Satisfied



Monday, April 21, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter R!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't




Roaming


Gnomes can travel anywhere in the world and no one thinks its strange.

Ever see a traveling Yard Flamingo?



Ridiculous





Saturday, April 19, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter Q!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't




Quiz

 Why don't you see more Gnomes in the world?
 


They're easily overlooked.



I had that coming.




Quip





Friday, April 18, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter P!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't




Punners

Gnomes can tell hundreds of puns and they never groan. Not once.

There's no place like Gnome
Gnome news is good news
Hanging with my Gnomies
Gnome more Mr Nice Guy
Gnome sweet Gnome
Gnome mans land
Bringing Gnome the bacon
To each his Gnome
Gnome, Gnome on the range
Make Gnome mistake Gnome man is an island

Had enough? 

There's always my favorite!

Go big or go GNOME!



Popular


(Hoppy 'almost' Bunny Day!)




Thursday, April 17, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter O!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't




Old-Fashioned

Gnomes can trace their extensive ancestry back to the 1800's.


This explains why I'm so tired all the time.



Wednesday, April 16, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter N!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't


Nature Whisperer

Gnomes can talk to any and all woodland creatures.

They can.

But, they don't always talk about what you might expect.



Want to know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Funny, right?
I hope you brought money to help pay for the pizza delivery tonight, Frog.
Eh,oh! Are you going to raise, stay or fold?
I'm all in!



Natural




Tuesday, April 15, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter M!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't 




Mischievous

Gnomes that carry signs can often help you when you travel.

They just don't have to point you in the right direction.

Or in any direction.



Mean