Wednesday, April 16, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter N!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't


Nature Whisperer

Gnomes can talk to any and all woodland creatures.

They can.

But, they don't always talk about what you might expect.



Want to know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Funny, right?
I hope you brought money to help pay for the pizza delivery tonight, Frog.
Eh,oh! Are you going to raise, stay or fold?
I'm all in!



Natural




Tuesday, April 15, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter M!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't 




Mischievous

Gnomes that carry signs can often help you when you travel.

They just don't have to point you in the right direction.

Or in any direction.



Mean




Monday, April 14, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter L!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't





Lawless

Gnomes, especially Leisure Gnomes, can fish and hunt without even getting a license.



License? We don't need no stinkin' license!



Legit





Saturday, April 12, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter K!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't 




Kismet


Gnomes can credit just about everything that happens in the universe to fate.

It was meant to be.
Predetermined.
Destined.
Foretold.


 We all saw this coming, right?


Karma



Friday, April 11, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter J!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't



Judgement

Gnomes can pretty much see everything that goes on in your house. But, they would never use this information against you.



I mean, who'd actually be interested in knowing all the weird stuff that you do in the privacy of your own home?




 

Justified.





Thursday, April 10, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter I!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't 



Innocent

Gnomes, specifically Worker Gnomes, can carry around a shovel, or a pick axe, and no one even looks at them twice.

You try walking around with an axe and see what happens!

Personally, I already know that everyone looks at me twice.

Why wouldn't they?
 

You went with firewood? Really? I can get you a great deal on an axe.

Irreprehensible.




Wednesday, April 9, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter H!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't



Hot

Gnomes can withstand heat up to 1800 degrees.


Let's clarify that sentence. Gnomes made out of clay can withstand heat up to 1800 degrees. 


Me? I prefer it in the 90s.




Holiday.




Tuesday, April 8, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter G!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't 



Guardians

Gnomes can protect lawns and gardens from unwanted visitors.





It's true, but what happens in the backyard, stays in the backyard.






Guaranteed.